All I want for Christmas is for people to stop asking me if I…
- Am really a cougar
- Want a threesome
- Wanna fuck
- Have Snap
All I want for Christmas is for people on dating apps to…
- Get verified
- Write a bio
- Have decent profile photos
- Stop sending ‘hey’ as a first message
All I want for Christmas is for people to get off dating apps if they…
- Aren’t over their ex
- Don’t have time to date
- Just want the likes and attention
- Are cheating on their partners
All I want for Christmas is for people I’m dating not to…
- Call me ‘babe’
- Send unsolicited d!ck pics
- Flake on dates
- Ghost me
All I want for Christmas if for men to stop treating cougars like…
- An item for their sexual bucket list
- Sugar Mommas
- Their own personal fantasy
- They aren’t real people with feelings
All I want for Christmas is for Santa to bring you:
- A new sex toy
- The best orgasms
- Fun solo sessions/play partners
- The opportunity to try a kink you’ve been wanting to explore
All I want for Christmas is for everyone to:
- Talk more about sex
- Be more open about their desires
- Respect each other and be kind
- Live their best sexual lives!
Madam Mayhem 