How to Lose a Match in 10 Seconds

Most dating app profiles I see look like they’ve been generated by the same terrible advice page on the internet (they’ve clearly not taken all my good advice on how to make a great online dating profile!). With thousands of profiles to choose from, looking the same as everyone else really doesn’t cut it. Lots of people moan about never getting a match, but do nothing to stand out from the crowd.

If any of these are in your bio, you’ve lost most people already (including me):

• Just ask
• I don’t know what to write here
• Will fill this out later

People do read bios and it could be the difference between you getting a match or not. It’s not just about photos…people want to see you’ve put in some effort, know who you are and have energy to give to dating. It doesn’t need to be your life story, but you need to show something. No bio? No right swipe.

Avoid negativity…it will also lose you matches. We all know online dating is a bin fire, but saying things like ‘don’t match and not chat’ is an awful first impression. I’m about as jaded as it comes and even I don’t swipe right on anyone who puts their distain for dating in their profile. It shows they’ll likely be miserable to date.

Ditch all the boring cliché prompts:

• Dogs are better than cats
• Going to the Winchester in a zombie apocalypse 
• The quickest way to my heart is through my chest
• Good vibes only

Using any of these generic replies makes you look lazy, boring and just like everyone else on the apps. Why would anyone swipe right on someone whose most controversial opinion is pineapple on pizza? Remember, you need to grab someone’s attention and show potential matches what makes you unique.

Listing the physical attributes you desire is a bad idea. Saying you’re into brunettes will only offend non-brunettes and show everyone else you’re shallow. Physical attraction plays a part in swiping but that’s what the photos are for…just swipe accordingly! Why narrow your chances of a great match over something so superficial? 

If in doubt, ask a friend or family member to look over your profile (or take the advice from now of my fantastic guides!). Preferably ask someone who has used the apps (successfully) so they know what you’re up against. Apparently you have just seven seconds to make a good first impression with someone.

What impression does your dating profile make?