It’s no coincidence that most of my online dating matches happen on a Sunday or the day after a major social event. It’s also the time when anyone who’s ever ghosted me feels the need to message ‘hey’ out of the blue. It’s the curse of the hangover horn and it’s a very real phenomenon.Continue reading “The Hangover Horn”
Category Archives: online dating
Cougar/Cub Relationships
Speaking to cubs over the years, very few have been open to the possibility of a serious relationship with an older woman. They usually see cougars as a fantasy, a tick off their sexual bucket list…a one night stand or a brief fling at most. But there’s no reason cougars and cubs can’t have moreContinue reading “Cougar/Cub Relationships”
All I Want For Christmas
All I want for Christmas is for people to stop asking me if I… Am really a cougar Want a threesome Wanna fuck Have Snap All I want for Christmas is for people on dating apps to… Get verified Write a bio Have decent profile photos Stop sending ‘hey’ as a first message All IContinue reading “All I Want For Christmas”
Rough Sex
Firstly, let’s get a few things straight. Sex doesn’t have to be kinky to be amazing. It doesn’t have to be rough to be kinky. Lastly, not everyone enjoys rough sex. We are all individuals, never assume anyone’s desires without first having the conversation…it’s that simple. There seems to be a misconception that we mustContinue reading “Rough Sex”
Online Dating Profile
Did you know that 85% of users on most dating apps are men? On Tinder it’s 90%. That means for every woman on Tinder, there are nine men. So if you’re a straight man, you’re starting at a disadvantage. It’s not the end of the world, it just means that if you want more matches,Continue reading “Online Dating Profile”
Unsolicited Dick Pics
In the last week alone I’ve received unsolicited dick pics from three different men. What does unsolicited mean? It means I didn’t ask for the photos, I didn’t consent to receiving them and I definitely didn’t want them. With online dating app and social media popularity, ‘cyber-flashing’ has become a big problem. Anyone can beContinue reading “Unsolicited Dick Pics”
Ghosting
It may be the spooky season but ghosting is a year round phenomenon. If you’ve been online dating for a while, you’ve probably ghosted someone or been ghosted yourself. For those who don’t know, ghosting is when someone suddenly cuts all contact with you, minus an explanation. You could be mid conversation with a match,Continue reading “Ghosting”
Getting Over Someone
I’ve matched with far too many young men on dating apps who have gone through a breakup and thought ‘the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else’. Getting straight back into dating after a breakup is usually a bad idea because: You don’t process your emotions from the breakup, whichContinue reading “Getting Over Someone”
Cougar Myths
I’ve been dating cubs long enough now to hear some wild misconceptions about cougars. I frequently get asked the same questions, so I thought I’d bust some cougar myths… ‘I thought finding a cougar would be easy’ We are a rare…the numbers are stacked against cubs looking for a cougar. Dating women in their twentiesContinue reading “Cougar Myths”
Say my Name
Babe, babes, gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, honey, darling…who slides into someone’s DMs using one of these? I know I’m guilty of it. I call guys ‘handsome’ or ‘mr’ on occasion…it’s a very easy habit to slip into… First impressions count and I’ll admit, if a guy opens with a ‘hey babe’ I immediately think ‘fuckboy’. NotContinue reading “Say my Name”
Madam Mayhem 